The One Clothing Item Wed Never Be Caught Dead In " It's Not Crocs "
Fashion has a way of making you change your mind, however made-up you think it might be. Crocs? Christopher Kane's got you there. Bike shorts? Just give it a minute. But some are still bold enough to give certain clothing items that will soon be named a permanent thumbs-down. Ahead, seven pieces to which our editors just say no.
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PLATFORMS
The one thing I will never wear are platforms. I'm tall (5'8"), so the only reason I wear heels is to make my butt and legs look better, and platforms don't do that-they add height but nothing else .
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PEPLUM TOPS
"I assume I pride myself on being a form contrarian-the more taboo a dress thing, the more I need to make it work. I have a wardrobe brimming with downy, panther print, camo, and other customarily crude items. I adhere to a meaningful boundary at peplum tops, however. Despite the fact that they're designed to compliment more full figured ladies like myself, the endeavor to hide the gut appears to attract more consideration regarding the midsection. When I've attempted them on, I felt like Jane Jetson in the most exceedingly awful sort of way." - Jazmin Jones, video editor"I wore much excessively numerous peplum best in school they were my go-to 'going out' look-and now I'm scarred. I know it's a complimenting cut on a few people, however now the look just shouts JUNIOR to me." - Rosa Heyman, online networking editorial manager
"I assume I pride myself on being a form contrarian-the more taboo an attire thing, the more I need to make it work. I have a wardrobe loaded with wool, panther print, camo, and other customarily shabby things. I adhere to a meaningful boundary at peplum tops, however. Despite the fact that they're built to compliment more full figured ladies like myself, the endeavor to hide the midsection appears to attract more consideration regarding the abdomen. When I've attempted them on, I felt like Jane Jetson in the most noticeably awful sort of way .
I wore far an excessive number of peplum tops in school-they were my go-to 'going out' look—and now I'm scarred. I know it's a complimenting cut on a few people, however now the look just shouts JUNIOR to me.
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LOW-RISE SKINNY JEANS
"They're glorified leggings–and oftentimes even less flattering."
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MERMAID DRESSES
"A) So not right for my proportions, and B) I hate the idea of having to shuffle around-lemme walk!"
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CROPPED, FLARED DENIM
I think they are hideous and a fashion disaster and we're all going to look back on this time and say 'good god, I am filled with SHAME SHAME SHAME.' They are, if you will, the JNCO jeans of our time. In 10 years, there will be a Buzzfeed list mocking celebrities wearing them .
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BOAT SHOES
I will never be caught DEAD in boat shoes– ever. I went to college in Boston and experienced only what I can describe as reverse culture shock when I saw that much prep happening in one place. I quickly grew an intense disdain for boat shoes that I still hold to this day .
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VESTS
Why do they exist and why do people keep wearing them? I don't even care if they're a North Face designed to keep you warm (just buy the full jacket), an ill-conceived denim cutoff, or one of those boho vests that are supposed to be chic-please let this trend die. The last time I left the vest for dead was in high school when Banana Republic tried to make men's waistcoats a thing for women. 'It's a no from me, dawg .
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